spontaneously combustive material in your coco pops x

londongrimshaw:

[falls in the shower] parkour

(via loserslol)

mrsrichardarmitage:

stunningpicture:

Gandalf checks his emails (behind the scenes in the set of the Hobbit)

#The wizard will now install your software

niceboysdontplayrockorroll:

atlanticgold:

here is a crazy fact for you

there are currently 50 BILLION CHICKENS alive right now

fifty billion chickens

can you even comprehend how many that is

fifty 

billion 

chickens

Think of the nuggets

(Source: godwatcher, via bbyfaggot)

1200reasons:

sluttyoliveoil:

where would we be if we obeyed the rule “ask your parents before going online”

So SO uneducated about penises

(via bbyfaggot)

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

image

(via heyfunniest)

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via greed)